VETS RUGBY
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Morals

MORAL 1 

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an ash tray from an old car. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a polka dot bow tie and a plaid sport coat. There's a dog-eared little book in the breast pocket with a blue cover. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, kid", says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust a car salesman!"
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!".
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, boss, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man is now an Arab, and finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, boss, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the newly-made Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful woman will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a t*mpon.

The moral of the story? If a car salesman offers you anything at no cost, there's always going to be a string attached.

MORAL 2

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be ok, and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world".
The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be ok because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she was the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be ok because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she was the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever b*itches. Don't mess with them.